JIMMY LAPANZA LOUNGE, DOWNSTAIRS AT THE PORTSMOUTH BREWERY
Bring in a genuine unpaid City of Portsmouth Parking ticket, issued to you within the previous 14 days, write out a payment check, and your first beer is on the house. We'll even provide a postage stamp and drop it in the mail for you. Valid all over restaurant. Limit one per week.
Fine print: we reserve the right to refuse this offer to anyone we think is kind of sketchy and might not be entirely on the up and up.